The “AWKWARD SLANGTIONARY”
(Phrases featured in the show)

Back-Up Pants
Definition:  The extra set of pants a girl or her friends keep stashed at school for monthly visitor emergencies.

Barneys
Definition:  Dorks, nerd boys, or goobers; Guys you don’t want to be seen with in public.

Big Fail Mary
Definition:  Something that does not go as planned.

Bomb-Ass
Definition:  Awesome.

Bomb-Dot-Com
Definition:  Beyond awesome.

Brabusters
Definition:  Boobs.

Brillz
Definition:  Brilliant.

Bumping Of Uglies or Bumping Uglies
Definition of:  Hooking up

Call Shenanigans or Shenanigans
Definition:   Calling ‘BS’

Carefrontation
Definition: A casual intervention facilitated with people who care about you when they think you need help.

Cheesetastic
Definition:  So cheesy it’s almost cool.

Creeper
Definition:  Stalker; Weirdo; Freak.

DTR
Definition:  Define the relationship;  The uncomfortable talk no one wants to have about their dating status.

Face-Mail
Definition:  The transparent look on someone’s face that lets you know what they’re feeling;  Saying something in person that you would normally only have the balls to say over email.

Flirtationship
Definition: A relationship that has yet to evolve past the flirting stage.

Freak-A-Deak
Definition: Reacting in a stunned or jarring way.

Friendscape
Definition: The lay of the land in regards to how many friends you have.

Genie In A Bottle
Definition: Genius

H-2-T Gorge
Definition:  Head- to-toe gorgeous.

Haiku Advice
Definition:  Nonsensical advice

Hitting Shuffle On The Subject
Definition: Changing the subject

House Arrest
Definition:  Being grounded.

Jacked-Up
Definition: Messed up.

Jell-Y
Definition:  Jealous.

Karmageddon
Definition:  The end of the world brought on by one’s own bad karma.

Kickback
Definition:  Small party; Get-together.

Lady Business
Definition:  Anything having to do with ‘lady parts’.

Lurker
Definition:  Creep;  Stalker;  Freak.

Major May-Jor
Definition:  So major you have to say it with a Spanish accent.

Nancy Drew This
Definition:  Over-Analyzing.

Neck-2-T Lasered
Definition: Neck-to-toe laser hair removal.

Obvi
Definition: Obvious.

Old Testament
Definition:  Out dated; Old School.

Over-Game-Over
Definition: A Step Beyond “Game Over”;  The real end of gaming playing in a game or a relationship.

Pulling A Britney
Definition: Going to a crazy place.

Rank
Definition: Gross; Nasty.

Recessive Chub
Definition: Fat you can’t control with diet and exercise.

Resident Evil
Definition: Pure Evil.

Sequestered To The Kiss And Cry Zone
Definition: Having been iced out.

Shame Spiral
Definition:  Having a nervous breakdown.

TIA
Definition:  This is awkward.

Tweak
Definition: Freak out.

Uberklempt
Definition: Stoked; Excited; Amped.

Ugly Cry
Definition: Crying so hard your make-up runs and your face gets puffy.

Weird-Ometer
Definition: The scale or measurement of weird.